Men, beer and spanking
Image found at the Birthday Spanking Yahoo! group.
What's up with men and their beer?
Aunty has seen so many pictures like this one: A guy with a pretty girl lying OTK, ready for a fun bit of spanking ... And the 'gentleman' can't tear himself away from his cold one long enough to administer anything more than a few half-hearted pats on her bottom.
What a sad indictment of modern masculinity!
posted by Aunty Agony at 11/06/2006 10:58:00 PM
17 Comments:
LOL Aunty, it's so true. I just graduated in May and have been to an innumerable amount of fraternity parties and the guys just can't seem to take their hands off their beers, LOL.
xoxo,
Kate
Katie? I would have thought with you around ... Men would forget their beer.
Sweety, Its a cover for embarrassment and self consciousness. Most men given the opportunity to be centre of attention with a pretty girl in a compromising situation revert to immature school boy syndrome and or seek the comfort of something familiar to give the impression of nonchalance.
The net effect is the picture posted: something that could have been great for both, becoming an awkward surreal experience.
You see the same thing at every stag night when the confident stripper asserts herself over the hapless Groom to be.
Most men despite their "residual self image" are just to scared to be exhibitionists, which is why we pervs are better lovers and better people than vanillas (mostly).
I remember my first time being tied up naked in a club and being dominated by two Mistress's. My head spoiled it by wanting to be macho, Ho hum, that changed soon enough.
This man does not know the true meaning of "bottoms up".
I know that most men suffer from attention deficit disorder but not being able to focus on spanking that lovely bottom is ridiculous.
You're right, Aunty. I have to seriously wonder about any man who prefers beer over spanking a sweet young thing....
Put the bottle DOWN and pull her skirt UP, already!
If it were me, that beer would be nowhere in sight...my God, you can drink anytime! And Dr. Ken is right...that mini-skirt just BEGS to be pulled up, and her panties (if any) to be yanked down!
I agree. It is very poor etiquette to not pay proper attention to the needs of the fair sex in favor of a bottle. A proper spanking requires your full attention on both the verbal and physical process. It should be accompanied by a fair amount of good humor, comments designed to focus the spankee on the process in ways to heighten the experience and to appreciate what might happen in the future (both near and far).
Done properly the experience should be one that weakens her knees and triggers a desire for more on every recollection.
A spanking should stimulate both the physical being and even more powerfully the most fundamental erogenous zone of all - the mind.
How do you that while drinking a beer? You don't, and you miss out on a great opportunity.
I suspect graeme is - as usual - pretty close to the mark, though I think maybe he's being a tad harsh on men who find themselves in such situations.
Assuming the scene arose in a context that was both public & ostensibly non-sexual - a birthday party, say - it might not be terribly appropriate (for either party!) to be too obviously aroused by the proceedings. Despite the fact that the sexual subtext of spanking (ooh, get that alliteration!) is surely lost on no-one, there is still a sort of widespread agreement to turn a collective blind eye to that aspect, to downplay the turn-on and play up the childish ‘party animal’ caperage. Tbh, it’s probably the only reason such behaviour would be tolerated in that kind of setting, & maybe we should just be grateful for that.
Oh and Aunty, I’m one of those ever-grateful lurkers who has, thus far, been shockingly remiss in failing to pay his respects. Let me remedy that now. It’s a fine thing indeed that you do here, a delightful oasis in a desert of increasingly vicious, misogynistic nastiness.
I can definitely see graeme's point.
That being said, we're that lovely lady over my lap, I'd make sure any beer I had was far away so that I wouldn't accidentally knock it over with the vigourous spanking I'd be giving her. ;)
aunty i swear to god i would lay down my beer in a heartbeat... and believe me it wouldn't be half-hearted.
Hopefully he's impotent...
graeme - a convincing argument. Men are such kids, aren't they :P
cg - thanks for de-lurking :)
Fireman Chris: Lol :P I loved that comment!
Doc - I fear he's probably father or grandfather to lots of little future beer drinkers.
Sigh.
Perhaps he's worried that if the picture ever got out, and it wasn't obviously from a party, he could be accused of having violent tendencies.
Maybe he and she were both drunk already. I consider this very likely. Perhaps he wouldn't have been able to spank her at all, or she to ask, were their inhibitions not down.
Heck, perhaps he's drunk, and she took advantage of that b/c his judgment is impaired.
As to why any man would prefer drink over women go through a nasty divorce, lose your kid and most of what you owned and tell me you wouldn't understand. It's the same reason some women prefer cats to men. Not all members of the fairer sex are more worthy than a bottle, frankly.
I wish this post hadn't degenerated into an inquisition because a frat boy has a freaking beer bottle. It comes with the territory , people.
unbelievable really: to return to an earlier comment...with a miniskirt like that...i mean, seriously...
CG has a valid point and may haps I'm being harsh to my fellow man. However a smacked bum followed by a slightly inebriated birthday snog would provide for a far greater sense of intimacy for both parties (one would guess that they are a couple, or at least close enough to become such, even if just for the night).
It just seems a little disrespectful. There's a lot of trust on the part of the lady, trust that she isn't going to walk away from the experience feeling like she can't show her face amongst her work colleagues, friends, peers in future etc. Or perhaps I just think to deeply?
I think the lady was caught with the beer after being told she had enough & since its already opened --- well nothing should be wasted
Natureboy
G'day all! I reckon what you've got here is a photo of a dinky die Aussie bloke and his squeeze. You have to understand one thing about Aussies blokes...we have priorities. First comes our beer, then it's our mates, then its the footy, finally way down the list comes the little woman. Aussie girlies know they have to wait until we are good and ready. You want a wack on your arse...fine, let me finish me beer first woman.
It's our way of lettin them know who is boss.
Q: How many Australian men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It's a woman's job.
Q: What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
A: One less drunk at the funeral.
Q: What's the Australian male's idea of foreplay ?
A: "WAAKE UUUP !!!"
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