Blogging friends
One thing Aunty learned recently is how blogs can bring people together.
Today, she was reading Hungry Hearts, Anxious Bottom, and came across a post that's not only sweet, charming and funny, but also celebrates the bonds of friendship that have developed between spanko blogging friends.
Aunty is quite envious of the friendship these talented writers enjoy.
But Theresa, hate to tell you, you're not the only spanko blogger who's not getting spanked ...
posted by Aunty Agony at 11/08/2006 10:57:00 PM
14 Comments:
Aunty jump on a jet plane to blighty and get accross my knee and we will resolve your unspanked botty issue straight away.
Surely Aunty, somebody out there in the USA knows something of your recent bad behaviour and would only be too happy to have you viewing a carpet at close quarters!
Aunty....
What would one have to do to get you to bend over and grab your ankles or lay across my kneee????
Gordo
Dearest Aunty,
You've nothing to be jealous of, love... your heart is kind and your soul is pure and you can join in the frivolities in our little corner of spanker-dom anytime you like! There are no cover charges or entrance fees of applications to wade through... just come on over and join in the fun! The more, the merrier...
Thank you for noticing Theresa's incredibly well-written and humorous story! She's a wonder to behold and truly a very, very dear friend off-blog as much as on!
Hugs and love,
Tiggr
Aunty - get a grip on yourself and stop this self-pity.
Any 28 yearold intelligent woman who can't get herself spanked deserves a damm good thrashing.
Aunty, I'll go graeme one better. You don't have to hop a plane...I'll come to you! But you'll have to provide a paddle...I don't think they let them thru airport security these days.
Dear Aunty,
Many of us go through our "spankless deserts" from time to time. You'll find someone to warm your bottom again! Just be sure he/she deserves the honor!
Phil
PS: Sorry I haven't responded in so long. I would have "delurked" last weekend but I was away....at a spanking party no less.
John if Aunty wants a spanking she can just golly well report to my office at 16.30 in the time honoured fashion, head down, pouting bottom lip, fidgeting feet, twiddling with seams of skirt soon to be raised.
Jumping on planes to accommodate the foibles of precocious young ladies gives wholly the wrong impression, and whilst your willingness to administer discipline is commendable, you would just be making a rod for your own back, In the end you would have to buy your own plane to keep up with demand. ;-)
Yeah Theresa, You're not the only one not getting spanked! *sigh*
I'm shocked. Ladies in need of spankings going begging.
Perhaps despite Mrs Haze's recent guffaw on the premise of Pro Dom male’s spankers being paid to administer "disciplinary massage" (as advertised in weekly local papers all over the UK by the local Dominatrix) there is a market for male spankers to offer non sexual disciplinary services to yearning ladies worldwide.
In which case perhaps having ones own themed Jumbo Jet divided into various School rooms, dungeons, Headmasters office’s etc etc wouldn’t be such a poor investment after all.
So I’ll throw my hat in the ring, and if any ladies need a “Jolly good smacked bottom” and wish to be guilt free (but poorer) by paying for privilege drop me a line. ;-)
Ps Aunty your first in line. And If I do get any takers I'll let you off, if you pass them on ;-p
No she's not *is bitter* it really is interesting. Though let's admit it, so much of these blogs are thigns we would never let the IRL people in our lives read, so it's natural that the online folk would build an attachment.
... and what I mean by "No she is not" is that Theresa's not the only one not getting spanked. I realised my lack of punctuation was confusing. So sorry.
I've always wondered where you lived. I think you like not only to be spanked but also to spank and, from what you put on your blog, you like it for fun, play and eroticism. I am a too old but still vigorous and well-preserved DWM switch who lives in the DC area and travels north on the east coast frequently. Would love to meet you and if the chemistry would work, attend warmly to your desires.
Curtis (yggarc@erols.com)
Theresa definately isn't the only one not getting spanked! But we are trying to correct that situation ;)
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