Aunty Agony

Aunty is very enamored by a New York City restaurant, called Tortilla Flats. This is because they encourage public birthday spankings which are enjoyed by all. Looking at this pic, Aunty couldn't help noticing that the spanker's hat says: "Our waiter makes me moist." Now, Aunty is very much in favor of moisture, but has yet to feel this way as a result of contact with serving staff.